Wind in Boulder

Another windy day in Boulder on, of course, the first day of christening my beautiful new hybrid bicycle. I can think of only a handful of things worse than Wind in Boulder:

-Locking yourself out of your studio, not once, but twice

-Listening to 3+ dudes competitively discuss their expert knowledge of (fill in the blank)

-Murder (sometimes)

-Small children, no, undisciplined or unsupervised small children, crying in public spaces

-Communicating with Dell Tech Support, Dell Financial Services, Dell Leasing Services, Dell Warranty Sales, and Dell Customer Care interchangeably for 7+ hours

-Indian food

and

-Wedding photos on the Facebook

Speaking of my lovely bicycle, I want to name it. I feel it should be feminine, not only because I appreciate the irony of naming a men's bike something female, but also because the best description of it I can offer is bitchin. It is a hybrid of two road bikes, with a grey frame, hot pink and turquoise straight handlebars, and unbelievable speed. 

Any ideas??