I am currently sitting in the Trident, yes it IS local, with none other than Mr. Mangin himself--who may or my not be King Joe of Luxembourg--listening to him carry on about notoriously trivial items like being buried in the sea, challenging my blog, and Starbuck's being the center of all evil in corporate America. Is there anything I loved more? Mmmm, other than watching trash TV like Blind Date, sitting through the lectures of pompous asshole professors, or going for a jog in sub-zero temperatures--nothing!
Meanwhile, Sean is bitching about his chronic fear that the 20% is becoming the new 15%--gratuity I mean. There is perhaps nothing worse that could happen to my dear friend Sean. (With the exception of, dear God, the phone company miscalculating his bill by 14 cents.)
In other news, I actually have homework already. This is tragic really: my life is slowing degrading to a portrait of the world's most uninteresting college student. As I walked down Pearl Street tongiht I noticed I was a dedicated member of the 1.3% of pedestrians wearing a back pack--which includes the bums or Iraqi vet returns. Everyone else pranced about in their shiny black stilletos and Sequenced Going Out Tops while I stared at my feet considering how I can complete all my work and still crawl into bed before midnight. I have realized, it is Day Two of the semester, that is why every cool person is going out, and I am such a chronically busy and therefore boring person that I don't even have anything to write about for my blog. Now I am depressed. I am going to sign off. Tyler and Sean's conversation about UFO's is picking up speed and it is definatly more exciting than this blog about nothing.
I will leave you with this one last question: Is Tyler a cynic?
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In response blogger "Annie Barr's" question on whether or not Tyler is a cynic, I would like to offer my own humble opinion. NO! Thank you.
In fact, Tyler is in many regards the world's greatest optimist. He may challenge and question conventional ideas, but believes so strongly in what most would consider impossible. He fights for those who must face the odds. Tyler lives for the things most people would dismis as whimsy and fantasy. Sure he may believe in aliens, monsters, conspiracies, government cover-ups, and other strange paranormal phenomena...But if he doesn't, who will? Yes, Tyler Mangin, defender of all those downtrodden and oppressed ideas...
Cynics are those who lose their faith in everything around them...Tyler has faith in the things that NO ONE has faith in.
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